Saturday, October 19, 2013

Fridays are Fun


Fridays are fun and especially here in manhattan as for most of us it marks the conclusion of our work week.  The city is energetic with commuters racing for transit, last second shoppers starving for a steal at Zara or Top Shop.  Happy hour cocktails at our favorite saloon is an in-depth assessment of where and who we are.  

Friday Night Dates are a bird of a different flock as they don't ever begin before 9pm.  The first step is to confirm dinner reservations (always have a ressie you're not that dope).  Step two is cocktail with friends for happy hour followed by dry cleaning pickup Shau Shau and nap.  Now that we've gotten our beauty rest, we are ready to go.  The city is as alive as it can be with boys and girls all acting their part.  The boys are humming rem tunes and pretending not to care as the high heeled girls hearts are pitter patting to the beat of boring boy names such as Bill, John, Nick and the most over used and adored even by me Jack...

The stage is set with dinner but now for an opening act.  Meet your date for a glass of bubbles or a cocktail before dinner, preferably walking distance from the restaurant.  Late evening strolls are great ice breakers and definite mood changers.  The pre dinner meet and mingle is just as important as restaurant choice, it sets the tone for the unfolding hours ahead.  

The best scent in the world (g rated) is the scent of excitement.  You know that if this date is going well it might as well keep going without fear of guilt or lack of recovery.  Sundays are meant for recovery with brunch and football.  Monday seems decades away and the calls will come but a distant worry now, rest and recover on Sunday (even he did) because the calls are coming and they won't sympathize with your hung over ass.  

Fridays are the one night we have the green light to continue into the wee hours and boldly take risks.  I'm a firm believer in Friday fun so therefore, enjoy and adhere to these rules to succeed above and beyond the slam piece status.  

A) Eat late, even if your date doesn't like eating late.  It's manhattan and we eat late!
B) Never take mta to or fro a date, trains are non negotiable even if faster.  You aren't that broke; roll coins if necessary
C) Stroll the city streets with your date, walkings good for you and cute.  
D) Recovery time is Sunday.  Friday night is your night to let loose and shine.  
E) Nap and Shau Shau are must do's  Don't come from work, that's lame and gross. 

Chicago said "Saturday in the park" we will get there soon.  Crawl, Walk, Run.  Fridays are fun, have fun and get laid.  If it's not a first date.  


Cheers,

AT


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