Dinner and a movie sounds so lame. I would rather be spoon fed arsnec than go on this date. Save your coins for laundry and beat it. I talk to a inordinate amount of people on a given day and it always makes me gag and shun when someone tells me of this genius idea to do "dinner and a movie". If you aren't using a cane to hobble and limp around this great city, it's a bad idea. Unless you were born before the '57 Chevy Bel Air or It's not a date. Don't call it one.
Dinner and a broadway show. Not cool either, unless ma and pa are in town and it's a double date with the reason being that pa will get some rest during the closing act. He's Ty Ty from all the walking and gawking. So now that we are clear about this, it's time to explain why it's so boring and stupid.
First of all, originality is plagued in an era of copy dogs. My generation and the generations that are growing up now are all vintage and shit. Like. You should have a passion and enthusiasm to be original. Dating in NYC is more daunting than those hedge fund guru's mathematic equations that entise us all. The stats on this island make it so brutal, whether you are gay or straight, fit or fat, blonde or brunette.... You're fucked. This island is a real life tv show built for bravo.
Instant gratification is the name of the game. You have to sparkle or be out shined by the competitors who eat all the right food, hit the gym and have pretty blue eyes. When our parents and grandparents were a mirror image of us, they didn't have to deal with the pressures we face everyday in the dating world that is NYC. Be original.
Cheers,
AT.
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